Use this page to leave an out-going message that might be found on the answering machine of a character in Alice's Advetures in Wonderland by ewis Carroll. Just leave your message under the characters name. Be sure to sign your message. Be creative. You may add any characters I have forgotten.
Leave a message and ill call u back if u dance for me. -The Griffin and Mock Turtle -Marissa
Alice
"I'm dozing right now, please call back later. Thank you. -Maddie J.
Might you be calling from the other side of the world? If so, I'm terribly sorry, it must be quite uncomfortable to be upside-down all the time. My suggestion would be to move to this side of the world and leave a mesage at the beep. (Molly G.) Hello, sorry I'm not able to take your call with you right now, you see I have fell down a rabbit hole and am reciting the Little Busy Bee to a caterpillar, please leave a message after the "OFF WITH HER HEAD." *Katie Butler* It is quite curious why you would call me when I'm not home. Well anyways, leave a message, and whilst you sholdn't fall down a rabbit hole, it's dreadfully deep. *BEEP*~Nicholas Stark (or Sullivan, whatever)
Sorry I didn't get your call, its probably because telephones havent been invented yet! ( TY WALLING)
The White Rabbit
"Sorry I missed you message, I am probably running late or worrying about being beheaded, so leave a message and I will call you back as soon as possible." ~Catie Van Weele "Sorry I can't pick up the [[#|phone]] right now. I am tending to my broken cucumber fence! Oh no! I'm late! I'm late, for a very important date! No time to say, 'Hello!' 'Goodbye!' I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!" BEEP! -Caitlin Sorry I missed your call, I am at an execution or trial, so you what will happen if I answer [[#|the phone]] with the Queen around so leave a m...... MARY ANN WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE!! (Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) -Cecile
The Duchess
"Sorry I can't pick up the phone right now. Leave a message! And the moral of that is..."-Marina Sidlow
The Cook
( Achoo!) Please leave (achoo) your message (achoo) after the beep. (Ha, ha ha, achoo) ~ Priana
The Queen of Hearts "Hello, you have called the Queen execution hotline. I am currently executing somone. My executioners will be headed your way for waisting my time!!! Off with your HEAD!!!! Have a nice day...." BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!Garrett !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you call here again you will be executed! (Abel)
The March Hare
"Can't talk right now. I'll get back to you after tea!! Pass the butter.." (beep) -Natalie F
"Sorry I can't answer right now, I'm probably at a tea party right now. I might get back to you if you're lucky." -Iris C.
The Mad Hatter- I am off hattering hats! You can find me at the tea party! Or just leave a message after the beep! Thanks! BEEEEEEP!-Charlie Rudy I'm off at tea! I'll be on your message as soon as tea time is over which problbly be never because I'm always always always at tea time!!!!!!!!!!!!! OLIVIA GLINSKI:-)
Sorry I can't answer, but it's always tea time (and THAT'S important) plus the Dormouse will not stop singing about disgusting treacle tarts!("I love the treacle, made of tart, and the tart, made of treacle! Yum...") Oh if only I was still friends with Time, then I would call you back. -Kayla
Hello, this is the Mad Hatter. Unfortunately, I am quite draggled on tea right now, so please leave a message after the tone, and I'll get back to you, um, maybe, never? Thanks! *Insert deafening beep sound here* NOAH GERSH I'm currently having an infinite tea party, so I can't come and answer the phone. Don't leave a message, because I'll never be able to check my phone DX BEEP(Nicholas Ruiz)
The Caterpillar "Who are you? If you repeat 'Old Father William' for me maybe I'll pick up the phone!" BEEP! -Caitlin
Heeeeeeelllllooooooo, yyyyoooouuuu hhhhaaaaaavvvveeee rrrreeacccccchhhhheeedddd tthe cccaaattteeerrrpppiiilllaaarrrr. Ppppplllleeeeeaaaasssseeeee lllleeeeaaaavvvveeee a mmmmeeeeessssaaaaaagggggeeeee aaaaaaaffffftttteeeerrrr I bbblllloooowwww on my hhhhhooookkkaaaaahhhhhh.-Anthony Okun Pllleeeaasse leave a me a message and please include who you are- Miguel M.
Bill "sorry i am not home now. I am may be shot out of a chimeny or stuck in a cucumber frame." JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I'm sorry i can't get to the phone i'm either digging for apples or doing some obsered thing my boss and co-workers forced me to do. "beep"
I'm not home right now, most likely I'm being shot out of a chimney, please leave your name and number, thanks. "Beep"
(anthony allen)
The Cheshire Cat Sorry I can't reach the phone right now. It's probably because I am currently just a floating head. I'll get back to you when my arm appears. -Brandon F."
"If you're wondering where I am, just look around because everyone here is... mad." -Silvia K.
Dinah
Meow? Purrr, Purrr! HOWWL?( Hello? I miss--MOUSE!-- my Alice! Help me find her, or don't bother leaving a message.)
Ashley K.
The Mouse If you are a cat, or any creature that eats mice, I will have you executed by the Queen. If not, then bye, and don't leave a message. DDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(the one Alice meets in her tear pool...): "Hello! If you are a cat, dog, or any other animal that eats mice, leave a message, but if you are a regular person, well, leave a message..." [BEEP] (Anthony Allen)
The Lobsters
I will get back to tou when I am not being thrown into the sea!-Alex B.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Mock Turtle
"Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, it's probably because the Gryphon keeps knocking me down again -if you would call life alert I would be in great debt to you!" -Dana D. "I w-would not, c-c-could not, w-would not, c-could not answer th-the phone. L-leave me a m-message and I will c-call you back *sniffle* when I c-can." -Chloe Winnett " Don't leave such a giddy message, it p-puts m-me in a b-bad m-mood." - Hannah Casey
"I'm sorry I am to tired to pick up the phone right now so please leave a message and if I remember I will give you a call back(insert snoring noise here)
The Griffon
The King of Hearts
"Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now, my wife keeps pestering me, and I'm worried she will cut my head off..." -Lindsey M.
The Pig- Oink! Oinky de Oinko!
"English Translation" Sorry I am not currently home right now because I am running from the butcher! Leave a message if you choose....I might get it later, or NOT! :O -Erin:D
Yow! Achoo! Ow! Owwwww! Achoo! Sorry, that Duchess is attacking me so I can't answer--
BEEP
--Ryan Tavenner
highlight above for name
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/ Cheshire Cat:(my words are invisible like me, so highlight them to see what I wrote!) Sorry I couldn't reach you, I'm off vanishing into thin air! Try calling back, but I doubt you'll find me! I'll give you a hint though: The Queen of hearts will be very angry at Dinner! Ta ta, now! ~Hattie /\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Bill: I'm not home right now, most likely I'm being shot out of a chimney, please leave your name and number, thanks. "Beep" (Anthony Allen)
Alice: Might you be calling from the other side of the world? If so, I'm terribly sorry, it must be quite uncomfortable to be upside-down all the time. My suggestion would be to move to this side of the world and leave a mesage at the beep. (Molly G.)
Door Mouse: You have rea... (snoring sounds) I'm to tired to pick up th... (snoring sounds) BEEP!!!!!! (Isab
Sorry I can't pick up, I'm sleeping. I'll get back to you when I'm awake, which won't be soon. -Natalie m.
Alice's Right Foot:
"Hello, this is Alice's Right Foot. If you are hearing this, I am sorry to say that I am unavailable at the moment... oh wait! I've been meaning to tell Alice that I have received her gifts, so if you see her just let her know. Thanks, goodbye." -Misha Obukhov
The Bird:
I'm awfully sorry, but I'm busy protecting my nest from serpents and little girls! Please leave a message after the beep, unless YOU are a serpent! If you are, don't you DARE touch my nest! BEEP.
~Karen Hoffman
omg cool secret text
Queen: If you call here again you will be executed! (Abel)
Door Mouse: You have rea... (snoring sounds) I'm to tired to pick up th... (snoring sounds) BEEP!!!!!! (Isabel G.)
Mouse: (the one Alice meets in her tear pool...): "Hello! If you are a cat, dog, or any other animal that eats mice, leave a message, but if you are a regular person, well, leave a message..." [BEEP] (Anthony Allen)
Mad Hatter: I'm currently having an infinite tea party, so I can't come and answer the phone. Don't leave a message, because I'll never be able to check my phone DX BEEP(Nicholas Ruiz)
Alice: Hello, sorry I'm not able to take your call with you right now, you see I have fell down a rabbit hole and am reciting the Little Busy Bee to a caterpillar, please leave a message after the "OFF WITH HER HEAD." *Katie Butler*
Pig: Yow! Achoo! Ow! Owwwww! Achoo! Sorry, that Duchess is attacking me so I can't answer-- BEEP
--Ryan Tavenner highlight above for name
Alice's Right Foot:
"Hello, this is Alice's Right Foot. If you are hearing this, I am sorry to say that I am unavailable at the moment... oh wait! I've been meaning to tell Alice that I have received her gifts, so if you see her just let her know. Thanks, goodbye." -Misha Obukhov
The Bird: I'm awfully sorry, but I'm busy protecting my nest from serpents and little girls! Please leave a message after the beep, unless YOU are a serpent! If you are, don't you DARE touch my nest! BEEP. ~Karen Hoffman
omg cool secret text
I know, isn't it great?
Dutchess: Obviously I am not able to pick up the phone so leave a message and while your at it tell me the moral of leaving a message BEEP-Maddy L.
Leave a message and ill call u back if u dance for me. -The Griffin and Mock Turtle -Marissa
Alice
"I'm dozing right now, please call back later. Thank you. -Maddie J.
Might you be calling from the other side of the world? If so, I'm terribly sorry, it must be quite uncomfortable to be upside-down all the time. My suggestion would be to move to this side of the world and leave a mesage at the beep. (Molly G.)
Hello, sorry I'm not able to take your call with you right now, you see I have fell down a rabbit hole and am reciting the Little Busy Bee to a caterpillar, please leave a message after the "OFF WITH HER HEAD."
*Katie Butler*
It is quite curious why you would call me when I'm not home. Well anyways, leave a message, and whilst you sholdn't fall down a rabbit hole, it's dreadfully deep. *BEEP* ~Nicholas Stark (or Sullivan, whatever)
Sorry I didn't get your call, its probably because telephones havent been invented yet! ( TY WALLING)
The White Rabbit
"Sorry I missed you message, I am probably running late or worrying about being beheaded, so leave a message and I will call you back as soon as possible." ~Catie Van Weele
"Sorry I can't pick up the [[#|phone]] right now. I am tending to my broken cucumber fence! Oh no! I'm late! I'm late, for a very important date! No time to say, 'Hello!' 'Goodbye!' I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!" BEEP! -Caitlin
Sorry I missed your call, I am at an execution or trial, so you what will happen if I answer [[#|the phone]] with the Queen around so leave a m...... MARY ANN WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE!! (Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) -Cecile
The Duchess
"Sorry I can't pick up the phone right now. Leave a message! And the moral of that is..."-Marina Sidlow
The Cook
( Achoo!) Please leave (achoo) your message (achoo) after the beep. (Ha, ha ha, achoo) ~ Priana
The Queen of Hearts "Hello, you have called the Queen execution hotline. I am currently executing somone. My executioners will be headed your way for waisting my time!!! Off with your HEAD!!!! Have a nice day...." BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!Garrett !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you call here again you will be executed! (Abel)
The March Hare
"Can't talk right now. I'll get back to you after tea!! Pass the butter.." (beep) -Natalie F
"Sorry I can't answer right now, I'm probably at a tea party right now. I might get back to you if you're lucky." -Iris C.
The Mad Hatter- I am off hattering hats! You can find me at the tea party! Or just leave a message after the beep! Thanks! BEEEEEEP!-Charlie Rudy
I'm off at tea! I'll be on your message as soon as tea time is over which problbly be never because I'm always always always at tea time!!!!!!!!!!!!! OLIVIA GLINSKI:-)
Sorry I can't answer, but it's always tea time (and THAT'S important) plus the Dormouse will not stop singing about disgusting treacle tarts!("I love the treacle, made of tart, and the tart, made of treacle! Yum...") Oh if only I was still friends with Time, then I would call you back.
-Kayla
Hello, this is the Mad Hatter. Unfortunately, I am quite draggled on tea right now, so please leave a message after the tone, and I'll get back to you, um, maybe, never? Thanks! *Insert deafening beep sound here* NOAH GERSH
I'm currently having an infinite tea party, so I can't come and answer the phone. Don't leave a message, because I'll never be able to check my phone DX
BEEP (Nicholas Ruiz)
The Caterpillar
"Who are you? If you repeat 'Old Father William' for me maybe I'll pick up the phone!" BEEP! -Caitlin
Heeeeeeelllllooooooo, yyyyoooouuuu hhhhaaaaaavvvveeee rrrreeacccccchhhhheeedddd tthe cccaaattteeerrrpppiiilllaaarrrr. Ppppplllleeeeeaaaasssseeeee lllleeeeaaaavvvveeee a mmmmeeeeessssaaaaaagggggeeeee aaaaaaaffffftttteeeerrrr I bbblllloooowwww on my hhhhhooookkkaaaaahhhhhh.-Anthony Okun
Pllleeeaasse leave a me a message and please include who you are- Miguel M.
Bill "sorry i am not home now. I am may be shot out of a chimeny or stuck in a cucumber frame." JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I'm sorry i can't get to the phone i'm either digging for apples or doing some obsered thing my boss and co-workers forced me to do. "beep"
I'm not home right now, most likely I'm being shot out of a chimney, please leave your name and number, thanks. "Beep"
(anthony allen)
The Cheshire Cat
Sorry I can't reach the phone right now. It's probably because I am currently just a floating head. I'll get back to you when my arm appears. -Brandon F."
"If you're wondering where I am, just look around because everyone here is... mad." -Silvia K.
Dinah
Meow? Purrr, Purrr! HOWWL?( Hello? I miss--MOUSE!-- my Alice! Help me find her, or don't bother leaving a message.)
Ashley K.
The Mouse
If you are a cat, or any creature that eats mice, I will have you executed by the Queen. If not, then bye, and don't leave a message.
DDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(the one Alice meets in her tear pool...): "Hello! If you are a cat, dog, or any other animal that eats mice, leave a message, but if you are a regular person, well, leave a message..." [BEEP] (Anthony Allen)
The Lobsters
I will get back to tou when I am not being thrown into the sea!-Alex B.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Mock Turtle
"Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, it's probably because the Gryphon keeps knocking me down again -if you would call life alert I would be in great debt to you!" -Dana D.
"I w-would not, c-c-could not, w-would not, c-could not answer th-the phone. L-leave me a m-message and I will c-call you back *sniffle* when I c-can." -Chloe Winnett
" Don't leave such a giddy message, it p-puts m-me in a b-bad m-mood." - Hannah Casey
"I'm sorry I am to tired to pick up the phone right now so please leave a message and if I remember I will give you a call back(insert snoring noise here)
The Griffon
The King of Hearts
"Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now, my wife keeps pestering me, and I'm worried she will cut my head off..." -Lindsey M.
The Pig-
Oink! Oinky de Oinko!
"English Translation"
Sorry I am not currently home right now because I am running from the butcher! Leave a message if you choose....I might get it later, or NOT! :O
-Erin:D
Yow! Achoo! Ow! Owwwww! Achoo! Sorry, that Duchess is attacking me so I can't answer--
BEEP
--Ryan Tavenner
highlight above for name
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Cheshire Cat:(my words are invisible like me, so highlight them to see what I wrote!)
Sorry I couldn't reach you, I'm off vanishing into thin air! Try calling back, but I doubt you'll find me! I'll give you a hint though: The Queen of hearts will be very angry at Dinner! Ta ta, now! ~Hattie
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Bill: I'm not home right now, most likely I'm being shot out of a chimney, please leave your name and number, thanks. "Beep" (Anthony Allen)
Alice: Might you be calling from the other side of the world? If so, I'm terribly sorry, it must be quite uncomfortable to be upside-down all the time. My suggestion would be to move to this side of the world and leave a mesage at the beep. (Molly G.)
Door Mouse: You have rea... (snoring sounds) I'm to tired to pick up th... (snoring sounds) BEEP!!!!!! (Isab
Sorry I can't pick up, I'm sleeping. I'll get back to you when I'm awake, which won't be soon. -Natalie m.
Alice's Right Foot:
"Hello, this is Alice's Right Foot. If you are hearing this, I am sorry to say that I am unavailable at the moment... oh wait! I've been meaning to tell Alice that I have received her gifts, so if you see her just let her know. Thanks, goodbye." -Misha Obukhov
The Bird:
I'm awfully sorry, but I'm busy protecting my nest from serpents and little girls! Please leave a message after the beep, unless YOU are a serpent! If you are, don't you DARE touch my nest! BEEP.
~Karen Hoffman
omg cool secret text
Queen: If you call here again you will be executed! (Abel)
Door Mouse: You have rea... (snoring sounds) I'm to tired to pick up th... (snoring sounds) BEEP!!!!!! (Isabel G.)
Mouse: (the one Alice meets in her tear pool...): "Hello! If you are a cat, dog, or any other animal that eats mice, leave a message, but if you are a regular person, well, leave a message..." [BEEP] (Anthony Allen)
Mad Hatter: I'm currently having an infinite tea party, so I can't come and answer the phone. Don't leave a message, because I'll never be able to check my phone DX
BEEP (Nicholas Ruiz)
Alice: Hello, sorry I'm not able to take your call with you right now, you see I have fell down a rabbit hole and am reciting the Little Busy Bee to a caterpillar, please leave a message after the "OFF WITH HER HEAD."
*Katie Butler*
Pig:
Yow! Achoo! Ow! Owwwww! Achoo! Sorry, that Duchess is attacking me so I can't answer--
BEEP
--Ryan Tavenner
highlight above for name
Alice's Right Foot:
"Hello, this is Alice's Right Foot. If you are hearing this, I am sorry to say that I am unavailable at the moment... oh wait! I've been meaning to tell Alice that I have received her gifts, so if you see her just let her know. Thanks, goodbye." -Misha Obukhov
The Bird:
I'm awfully sorry, but I'm busy protecting my nest from serpents and little girls! Please leave a message after the beep, unless YOU are a serpent! If you are, don't you DARE touch my nest! BEEP.
~Karen Hoffman
omg cool secret text
I know, isn't it great?
Dutchess: Obviously I am not able to pick up the phone so leave a message and while your at it tell me the moral of leaving a message BEEP-Maddy L.